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Everything ends.
Roach has a Monday to get to.$ROACH on Robinhood Chain

Actual scienceTested on camera. Really.

Cockroaches can take far more radiation than humans. But in a 2008 MythBusters test at 100,000 rads, the only survivor was a flour beetle.

Roach does not discuss this.

MythBusters, 2008 · via Mental Floss ↗

Tap Roach. He's heard worse.

Built for the morning after

No bunker. No plan.
Still here.

THE ENDwhat everyone was afraid of
+
COFFEEwhat he did next
=
ROACHstill here on Monday

Recessions, bank runs, rug pulls, hacks, layoffs. Every cycle the lights go out and everyone panics. Roach seals his helmet and keeps walking.

Roach, calmChapter 01

Older than the dinosaurs

Cockroach ancestors were already crawling around more than 300 million years ago. Every crash since, he's still here.

Roach, panickingChapter 02

Lives in every crisis

In group chats, trading desks and 3am timelines. Whatever the headline, there's a Roach face for it.

Roach, unbotheredChapter 03

Survival plan: none

No canned food. No exit strategy. He just keeps showing up, and so far that has worked.

The lore

The last one standing already made coffee.

Every morning, the world checks if the world is still there.

You wake up. You open your phone. Another crisis, another warning, another "experts say." Prices up. Jobs gone. Leaders arguing on live TV about who gets to press what. Everyone has a bunker plan, a group chat full of panic, and a portfolio they're scared to open.

And somewhere under the kitchen sink, Roach is having breakfast.

Roach doesn't read the news. Roach has seen the news. Roach was here for the ice age, the dinosaurs, and every empire that swore it would last forever.

So when the sirens finally go off and the sky turns the wrong color, here's what happens next: the dust settles. The cities go quiet. The markets close, for good this time.

And Roach climbs out of the rubble, seals his helmet, tips his glove at nobody, and goes to work.

Roach sitting on the ground, unbothered

He opens the shop. He feeds the cat, if there's a cat. He checks the charts, out of habit. There are no charts. He laughs anyway.

The world doesn't belong to the strongest, the richest, or the loudest. It belongs to whoever is still here on Monday.

Every face is
a full sentence.

Keep scrolling to spin the drum

The résumé

Things Roach
has survived.

RecessionsCYCLE AFTER CYCLE
InflationCRUMBS COST MORE
Bank runsNEVER QUEUED
Bear marketsHIBERNATED
Exchange hacksSTILL WALKING
LayoffsSEVERANCE: CRUMBS
Rug pullsWALKED THE RUG
DoomscrollingQUIT
The end of the world1 TIME, SO FAR

Tokenomics · bunker not included

Simple, like
his diet.

Total supply1,000,000,000
Buy / sell tax0%
LiquidityBurned
ContractRenounced
NetworkRobinhood Chain

Get a wallet

Install an EVM wallet such as MetaMask or Rabby and set it up. Keep your recovery phrase offline.

Bridge ETH

Move a little ETH from Ethereum to Robinhood Chain. Gas is paid in ETH. Only use what you can afford to lose. Open the bridge ↗

Swap on Uniswap

Swap ETH for $ROACH using the contract address on this site. Copycat tokens are common, so check it character by character.

Network
Robinhood Chain
Chain ID
4663
Gas token
ETH
RPC
rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com
Explorer
robinhoodchain.blockscout.com ↗
Black and white comic illustration of a giant mushroom cloud above a city skyline

When the last siren stops, someone still has to open the shop.

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